I saw this on ~BldngHrtCnsrvtv's (how do you make thier icon show instead of their name?) journal, and I thought I would share it with all of you. Because I had so much fun with it (but maybe I have an unfair advantage with my weird name). So below you should get the gist of it. Have fun!

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Ocean needs more data sharing.
Comment: I tried this line once during a test when my teacher caught me cheating...it didn't work.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Ocean looks like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket
Comment: Oh my, such imagery. Naughty.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Ocean says to raise $100 mln in share issues
Comment: Yes, raise my money foolish fish huggers

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: OCEAN WANTS SHARE IN INDONESIAN OIL REFINERY PJT
Comment: Yes I do, damnit! (seriously, does this need comment?)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Ocean does what you don't.
Comment: Is that prpoer grammar? Oh and btw, it's curs im rebeelous that ways.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Ocean Hates Josh Holloway's Abs.
Comment: What? *falls to floor laughing* What is THAT?

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: The Daily Show Asks Republicans If The Ocean Should Pay For Its Own Rape Kit
Comment: I didn't think this could sink any lower after the abs thing. I was SO wrong.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Ocean goes missing
Comment: How did I do that? I must have teleportation powers in my sleep.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: OCEAN LIKES JEEPS
Comment: Aparently people on the internet have a particular fetish for putting statements about me in all caps. And they are stalking me...because I do like jeeps. (not as much as corvettes tho!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Ocean eats sun
Comment: That's a unique way to describe a sunset. That is also a lot of gas. Prepare your air fresheners. Mine are silent, but deadly.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Ocean wears rubber pants to keep its bottom dry
Comment: Yes, I do!

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public.
Comment: Sean is a derivative of my name- so it counts...and I did do that- the nuns made me.

Whew!